When one has exhausted their means of self-healing through the use of medickal tonics, salves, essential oil baths, radium extract, invigorating coca powder, crystal healing, meditative arts and the miracles of electrical shock treatments, sometimes it is necessary to travel deep into the inner sanctums of the mind’s subconcious. It has been scientifically proven that the experience of hypnotism can unlock the secrets of the mind and release the bad humors that may possess the soul, dilute the spirit, and poison the blood.

To relieve your mind and body of these inconveniences, kindly stare into the center of eye below and slowly count backwards from ten to one. Upon your transcendence unto an alternate plane of your mind’s reality you shall receive further instructions.